So, what's your criminal record?

[Superjoint Ritual]

Unfortunately, I have two D.U.I's... Six M.I.P's... Possesion of Stolen Property when the cops found a bunch of license plates that use to belong to police cars. One count of Possesion of Illeagal Substances ( coke, if you care to know. ) And also one count of avoiding arrest.

So, what's your record like?

[Rogue Bounty Hunter]

My record is squeaky clean, but that's not really interesting.

[Cuddly Knife]

I have had quite a few arrests for possesion of a controlled substance(less than one once of marijuana, usually it was for a couple of joints and pipes and bongs. No coke though. Whew!), failure to pay fines(traffic tickets amounting to about $4,000.00), one DUI(which i later fought and won, but I still had to pay a buttload of fines and fees), and public disturbance and intoxication(fights with my cousins and such.

I did a lot worse stuff when I was a teen, but thank the stars that I never got caught.

Interesting sidenote. My brother just became a police officer for the Sherrif Department. He knows I smoke weed, and hopefully he will give me a break if I were to get busted during his watch. He dammed better! I learned how to smoke it up from him!

[Superior Beatslayer]

Well I haven't been to jail for anything.........yet, but I'm only 17 so gimme a break. ;)

But I HAVE been arrested for shoplifting at Wal-mart, that was ****ty, I had some weed on me too but the cop checked the wrong wallet HA!

and I was ALMOST charged for drinking and driving when I crashed the dirtbike, but because the only one who suffered any consequence out of that was me, the cop laid off some, plus the cops out in the country side are usually more lenient towards that ****.
And getting caught with weed also isn't a biggie down here in Canada.

and then theres all the stuff that I haven't been caught for yet.

[trebor]

My record is clean atm, but when I was younger I got banned from the Mall of America for 6 months for being caught smoking pot on the top level of the parking ramp. Not a huge loss there. I believe that also got me hit with a possession charge too, but since it's a petty misdemeaner I think at this point in time it's off my record.

I'm a goody goody aside from occasional pot smoking. :D

[no.1gamer]

I've got 1 DUI, and a boat load of bull $hit traffic violations. I've never been sentenced to time in jail, just spent the night there on that one unfortunate lonely night.

I got in a lot of trouble with the law when I was young and irresponsible. Can't say that I'm any wiser in my age. Now I'm just old and irresponsible.

:p

[Superjoint Ritual]

I got my first D.U.I by backing into an undercover cop car... That's pretty sh!tty luck. I actually made the front page of my local newspaper. Humilating to say the least. :(

[Gadfly2317]

Completely spotless record aside from a couple speeding tickets years ago, I have no idea how. I was a totally criminal youth, vandelism, breaking and entry, shoplifting, drug dealing, and worse. . .and I didn't drive sober from probably age 18 to 24. Just never got caught for anything.

I got pulled over once, speeding and drunk off my ass, with one of those thirty-two ounce insulated convenience store mugs filled with rum and coke, wearing cargo pants stuffed full of weed (4 quarter ounce bags in each pocket--total of sixteen bags) as well as coke. That's not just possession, that's intent to deliver. . .which was my intent, actually. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. But I didn't get searched; didn't even get a speeding ticket, just a warning. Lucky lucky luck. . . that one could have ruined my life.

I eventually outgrew it all, aside from the occasional toke, and am now an upstanding citizen, though actually I feel I've done much more unethical things, legally, in service of evil corporate masters.

[Mochan]

I have one traffic ticket for "reckless driving" simply because I made a mistake and entered into a one-way street with no idea that it was one-way. I'm the type that doesn't go out much to do crap so I'm pretty clean.

[shogun]

Given that I've had 'private chemical stocks' that look like the inside of Hunter S. Thompson's suitcase, I'm kinda surprised I haven't been locked away for my entire life.

I remember 6 of us, bent out of our minds, ran out of the woods into the road and right in front of a cop car. We then proceeded to trip and fall all over ourselves, freaked out, and ran back into into the woods. Never figured out why he didn't chase us.

We broke onto a roof to smoke up and eat muffins. While leaving the room we had broken into to get onto the roof, we ran into a janitor. We were visibly out of it, and the doorknob was on the floor, but he didn't do anything either. Then again, we've smoked up with some of the university's staff before, so maybe he just didn't care.

We also once got spotted by cops who saw our lighters going off in the woods and ended up having to sprint to the train tracks where their cop cars couldn't follow us, and lay on the ground while they looked for us using the spotlights on their cruisers. THAT was kinda creepy.

All, in all, it's good not to be in jail :D

[ceevee]

i've been guilty of writing bad jokes

*gets coat*

[Aku]

My record is totally clean, but I have one felonious memory I can recall fondly - I once got into a high speed chase with a cop and got away. Doing over a hundred in my old Camaro down some main drag through some neighborhoods with the cop in pursuit, did some cat and mouse in one neighborhood, got back on the main strip again and tore out while seeing the cop go up the street I had just emerged from in my rearview mirror. That was years ago. It was quite a rush. :D

Oh, and another time my friend got busted for posession of pot he was smoking in my car while I was inside a club with friends, but the cops didn't check under the floormat on the passenger side, where there was a bag of weed. They took him away but I was let go. He wasn't too happy that night. We went back to the club and had fun without him. :p

[Suicides-by-Steve]

I have done a lot in my life, was never dumb-enough to be caught though! Everything from Meth to Grand Theft Auto to burglarys... My best, most memorable moment? Either breaking into the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) Forensic van (just got some toe-tags- yay!), or the all night neighbourhood posse trying to capture me in a drag net. LOL Oh,those where the days all right.

[Suicides-by-Steve]

Hey, if you like Land Of Rape And Honey, give Twitch a listen to.

Where You At Now?, We Believe, Over The Shoulder, My Possession, and Isle Of Man are ALL decent Ministry tracks. Same Ministry lyrics but with a blend of earlier Skinny Puppy/The Cure sound mixing.

[slade]

I don't pay my credit card bills on time.

[Superior Beatslayer]

I have done a lot in my life, was never dumb-enough to be caught though! Everything from Meth to Grand Theft Auto to burglarys... My best, most memorable moment? Either breaking into the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) Forensic van (just got some toe-tags- yay!), or the all night neighbourhood posse trying to capture me in a drag net. LOL Oh,those where the days all right.

Where abouts in Ontario are you?

[Suicides-by-Steve]

London.

[Superior Beatslayer]

Damn son, I think thats like 6 or 7 hour drive from here! what do you got down there, the spitfires or whatever? come up here man, I just went to sens game last night man was that fun! we owned the LA Kings 5-1 and Chara beat the brains outta one guy man, that guy's a beast, but he got a one game suspension.

Anyway, if you're in Ottawa anytime soon i'll smoke you on a joint, sound good?

[Suicides-by-Steve]

Well, we have the London Knights. Apparently they did well last year, not that I follow the sport or anything.

The spliff sounds cool man. I was in Ottawa a couple years ago (almost to the day) picking up a van. Flew out there and had a Timmy's in my hand within 30 minutes... the 6 hours drive back though? Boy did that suck ass! I hit pretty much every bad weather condition from there to here!

[DrunkenThumbmaster]

Man I just got out of jail this week! That's why I haven't been posting not to mention I haven't got a 360. The charges were serious too serious to actually put up over the net. Funny thing is I was completely innocent but it took two and half months and 10 g's (lawyer fees) to prove my innoncence (shouldn't guilt have to be proved) Well I'm out the charges were dismissed I was eventually charged with a misdemeanor lying to the police so when I went to court after 75 days the judge gave me time served on that. The jackass should have gave me a bond (he didn't) and I wouldn't have done that time either. But ah the life of a black man in America!

[Gadfly2317]

Man I just got out of jail this week! That's why I haven't been posting not to mention I haven't got a 360. The charges were serious too serious to actually put up over the net. Funny thing is I was completely innocent but it took two and half months and 10 g's (lawyer fees) to prove my innoncence (shouldn't guilt have to be proved) Well I'm out the charges were dismissed I was eventually charged with a misdemeanor lying to the police so when I went to court after 75 days the judge gave me time served on that. The jackass should have gave me a bond (he didn't) and I wouldn't have done that time either. But ah the life of a black man in America!

Welcome back! I wondered where the hell you'd gotten off to. It's kinda dull around here right now; hardly anyone posting since the big event: Mario Kart online!

[prettypaine]

two weeks ago i went into pick-n-save and forgot i had a twelve pack of diet pepsi on the bottom of my cart, I first noticed it when i got to the car and didnt go back in and pay for it. I'm a hard core criminal and someone needs to call the police immediately!! lol

[Superjoint Ritual]

Completely spotless record aside from a couple speeding tickets years ago, I have no idea how. I was a totally criminal youth, vandelism, breaking and entry, shoplifting, drug dealing, and worse. . .and I didn't drive sober from probably age 18 to 24. Just never got caught for anything.

I got pulled over once, speeding and drunk off my ass, with one of those thirty-two ounce insulated convenience store mugs filled with rum and coke, wearing cargo pants stuffed full of weed (4 quarter ounce bags in each pocket--total of sixteen bags) as well as coke. That's not just possession, that's intent to deliver. . .which was my intent, actually. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. But I didn't get searched; didn't even get a speeding ticket, just a warning. Lucky lucky luck. . . that one could have ruined my life.

I eventually outgrew it all, aside from the occasional toke, and am now an upstanding citizen, though actually I feel I've done much more unethical things, legally, in service of evil corporate masters. I wish we could've hung out when we were younger... You could have supplied me with drugs and I could've got you in trouble. ;)

[no.1gamer]

Man I just got out of jail this week! That's why I haven't been posting not to mention I haven't got a 360. The charges were serious too serious to actually put up over the net. Funny thing is I was completely innocent but it took two and half months and 10 g's (lawyer fees) to prove my innoncence (shouldn't guilt have to be proved) Well I'm out the charges were dismissed I was eventually charged with a misdemeanor lying to the police so when I went to court after 75 days the judge gave me time served on that. The jackass should have gave me a bond (he didn't) and I wouldn't have done that time either. But ah the life of a black man in America!

I think you've just one upped us all with this story story.

[Tappy_Tibbons]

Clean.

Though I should err...nevermind.

[citylimit]

We also once got spotted by cops who saw our lighters going off in the woods and ended up having to sprint to the train tracks where their cop cars couldn't follow us, and lay on the ground while they looked for us using the spotlights on their cruisers. THAT was kinda creepy
I got one like that.
Smoking pot in a giant playground with wooden mini-buildings of sorts surrounding us seemed like the perfect plan. However, being in the pothead capitol of far north Chicago wasn't at the top of our minds, but it was for the patrol car that spotted us. They must not had gotten a good enough look at the chunky white kid with middle-of-the-back length hair smoking pot with two girls, (no if that doesn't look shady I don't know what is), so he turned on his spotlight. We had to pull a Metal Gear and strafe around a pillar. This standoff lasted for a good 5 minutes, as he was sure he saw someone, and stopped frequently from driving very slowly. Luckily, he finally passed the corner and we bolt. Not without leaving my wallet behind, of course.
Luckily back then I didn't have any ID :p