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Gadfly2317
09-18-2005, 06:17 PM
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=11598

Follow the link; there are a bunch of hyperlinked things to take you to the stuff mentioned in the article. God, I admit, I love Rockstar--The Larry Flynts of gaming. Oh yeah, it's not pointed out in the article or lawyer Jack Thompson's complaint, so maybe they missed it, but look at their phony email address for him, and put together the capital letters to spell out what Rockstar thinks of this dufus.

Rockstar takes a potshot at GTA critic
Ellie Gibson 15:29 16/09/2005
Jack Thompson issues furious response to website parody

Miami-based lawyer Jack Thompson has responded angrily to what he claims is an attempt by Rockstar to brand him a "sexual pervert".

For several years Thompson has slammed the developer's Grand Theft Auto games for their violent and sexual content, and recently he was a vocal critic of the GTA: San Andreas 'Hot Coffee' mod.

Rockstar recently launched a new website for forthcoming PSP game GTA: Liberty City Stories, which features a spoof email from "JT@CitizensUnitedNegatingTechnology".

"The Internet is an unambiguous evil," the email reads.

"The only things worse than the Internet are computer games and liberals."

"Only last week, I was using the Internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is a keen water skier and state wide sailor. Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the faint hearted."

Those who "really care about our society" are then invited to click on a lick to the Citizens United Negating Technology website, which features testimonials by people who say their lives have been ruined by the Internet, along with advice to "Turn off now before you are sucked into a vortex of shame, drugs and pornography."

Shortly after the website appeared online, US site GamePolitics received an angry email response from Thompson, in which he wrote: "Take-Two/Rockstar has created and paid for an actual Internet website for the purpose of furthering the notion that its most abiding and most effective critic, Jack Thompson, is himself a sexual pervert.

"When you click on the fake email [on the Liberty City Stories site], you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls."

"Additionally," Thompson continues, "There is at the site an audio ad featuring a man whose name is "Jack" who is found naked by a mother in her son's room.

"Bisexual paedophile Jack Thompson is the combined message."

Thompson goes on to accuse Rockstar of adopting "The oldest dodge used by the porn industry, first used on Jack Thompson by radio pornographers whom Thompson got fined by the FCC in 1989.

"Jack Thompson can assure the world that the only thing to which he is "addicted" is eating entertainment industry scofflaws for breakfast - and golf."

Rockstar was unavailable for comment at the time of writing.

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Gadfly2317
09-18-2005, 06:33 PM
Make sure you follow these links:

http://www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories/gta_lcs.html

http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/

Poke around. This is some HILARIOUS stuff. Also, the videoclips of Liberty City Stories look really cool and just crack me the hell up; nothing like some good jokes while you kill people. God, I hope they nail the gameplay on the handheld. Load times? I think its a little retarded to criticize the load times at this point when we all who bought the system did so knowing the games have long-ish load times. I hope they pull this off, complete with a lot of cool handheld-style mini-games; to have handheld game with this kinda polish, voice acting, humor, and warped political satire--I think some of us wrote off Rockstar and the PsP too soon. This will probably be a killer app, and possibily even more than just a rehash.

I'm GLAD there's a company sticking it to the ever more vocal and demanding herd of American puritan pukes who want to elect Jesus president and ban all that's not bibilical. They didn't just stick their tongue out at Jack Thompson, they fisted the guy with no lube.

Jupiter_x
09-19-2005, 12:42 AM
GTA, The baddest game in history!

Superjoint Ritual
09-20-2005, 04:10 PM
I'm GLAD there's a company sticking it to the ever more vocal and demanding herd of American puritan pukes who want to elect Jesus president and ban all that's not bibilical. They didn't just stick their tongue out at Jack Thompson, they fisted the guy with no lube.LMAO! Your just as bad as the American puritan pukes you loathe so much, your just on the opposite end of the debate. Just like the extreme right, you can't handle a difference of opinion without stupid insults and child-like behavior.

They fisted the guy with no lube? There's something I never wanted to think about. Thanks.

I always thought Bill Clinton WAS Jesus... Hmm, learn something new everyday. :cool:

Gadfly2317
09-20-2005, 05:21 PM
LMAO! Your just as bad as the American puritan pukes you loathe so much, your just on the opposite end of the debate. Just like the extreme right, you can't handle a difference of opinion without stupid insults and child-like behavior.

They fisted the guy with no lube? There's something I never wanted to think about. Thanks.

I always thought Bill Clinton WAS Jesus... Hmm, learn something new everyday. :cool:

Oh, I'm cool with an intelligent and logical difference of opinion no problem. But yeah, the world would be a better place if the Romans hadn't stopped feeding some of these people to the lions. We could always bring the colloseums, put it on pay per view, and use the money to deal with some the problems facing our nation.

Superjoint Ritual
09-20-2005, 06:29 PM
Oh, I'm cool with an intelligent and logical difference of opinion no problem. But yeah, the world would be a better place if the Romans hadn't stopped feeding some of these people to the lions. We could always bring the colloseums, put it on pay per view, and use the money to deal with some the problems facing our nation.I'm sure Hitler would agree with you if he was still alive. Except he was unimaginitive and prefered gas chambers. Your idea is far more entertaining, and more profitable! Think about it, without those Bible thumpers voting, the entire country could be as f*cked up as California!

Gadfly2317
09-20-2005, 09:56 PM
I'm sure Hitler would agree with you if he was still alive. Except he was unimaginitive and prefered gas chambers. Your idea is far more entertaining, and more profitable! Think about it, without those Bible thumpers voting, the entire country could be as f*cked up as California!

Sarcasm is lost on some people :rolleyes:

Hasn't anyone ever told you that the first person to bring up Hitler in a discussion has already lost?

Superjoint Ritual
09-21-2005, 06:58 AM
Sarcasm is lost on some people :rolleyes:Obviously... I must be better at it if you thought I was taking you seriously.

Hasn't anyone ever told you that the first person to bring up Hitler in a discussion has already lost?That's true... But the same rule book clearly states you can, indeed, bring up Hitler IF the person you are talking to first brings up Roman Colloseums, or fisting. So it's pretty obvious I was in the right here... Maybe you need to read the unwritten book of debating again...... ;)

Gadfly2317
09-21-2005, 07:32 AM
Obviously... I must be better at it if you thought I was taking you seriously.

That's true... But the same rule book clearly states you can, indeed, bring up Hitler IF the person you are talking to first brings up Roman Colloseums, or fisting. So it's pretty obvious I was in the right here... Maybe you need to read the unwritten book of debating again...... ;)

Hitler wasn't into fisting; he was an intolerant puritan like the Jack Thompson guy who's trying to shut down Rockstar's First Ammendment rights to create controversial art filled with hilarious social commentary. That's the point of the thread. I joked about Roman Colleseums, and personally, I wouldn't feel too bad feeding the Jack Thompson's and Hitlers of the world to the lions. It's time to stop being such moral relativst softies--all world views are not equally valid.

Now that we're on Hitler, the things that fueled his rise were fervent nationalism/patriotism, virulent christianity, racism and homophobia, and right wing corporatism. The other ingredient was Germany's financial collapse from massive debt filling the population with a need for scapegoats and easy answers.

Financial ruin is the only ingredient we're missing here, but it's coming; our wealth is being squandered and our debt level is rising at an astonishing rate.

Mochan
09-21-2005, 08:37 AM
Financial Ruin is about in the cards. I don't think the US can keep writing "blank checks" (i.e. -- dollars used for foreign exchange) for much longer especially with the oil crisis getting ready to spiral out of control. I'm quite scared of what will happen, actually.

I've always wondered how a person deeply in debt could be rich... well the answer is he may be for a while, but not forever.

Renzatic Gear
09-21-2005, 01:58 PM
Nazism and Christianity are both equally responsible for global warming, high interest rates, dogs hating cats, and the Bush family fortune.