Friend_Bear
06-18-2005, 08:55 PM
A bit of fun since i'm bored here.....can't think of a game to play, I got so many and gw was getting a bit boring, so until I figure out what to play next, I guess i'll be hovering around lol So I decided to create this, its pointless I know..... :D
I'm a gamer, I'm at home....in space, under the oceans blue or in some weird fantasy land nobody has ever heard of and of course, I'm happy wearing my pyschodelic spacesuit or the latest duds from Elves 'r us, the female dwarves dig me and so does Chun Li, if only in my dreams, of course thats where the real fun begins, just worry if I point my AK47 at you, swear a lot and sit around in one spot for hours at a time, this causes me to fall asleep where I dream of jackin' cars, police and a strange plane that doesn't fly....
I awake to the sounds of an alien nature, next to me, my buddy the Master Chief shouting orders at pale faced soldiers being ripped to peices by unknown aliens, I swear a lot and follow the chief to my grave to be awakened as a level one skeleton with an urge to cackle in a post humorous way and be killed...again by some hapless warrior from Arkansas by the name of Billy Bob Jr and his Cleric mistress named Big Booby, everything goes black and all is silent until a hazy light slows goes into focus, Oh my! Staring at Princess Peach, Its me Mario! I say as Bowser somehow appears from thin air and snatchs her away from me for god-knows how many times, I run and jump into the next warp pipe and appear standing next to the Marine who is pointing his Boomstick directly between my eyes, oh S..T I think as hundreds of Imps start charging us, we stand back to back with shotgun shells littering the ground and urgg, gibbed into a bloody chunks, I slowly respawn in a strangely two-dimensional world...
God, this is such a strange feeling then I hear the words boom out like thunder "Round One: Fight!" my eyes focus on a japanese looking man in a white uniform and red headband, I think where have I seen him before? Bam....Shryuoken!....Thud, as I fly upwars, now I remember, I fight back grinding my teeth, Hadoken! and bam, my mysterous red bar hovering above me disappears and everything goes dark, again.....this time, I appear as a strange yellow pointing arrow hovering above flat terrain and large looking mini pictures, that seem to depict weapons, I think hmmm? What is this trash! When boom, a huge explosion rocks my flat looking H.Q and hordes of goofy looking troops flood into my area, I click fervishly trying to build but I'm rushed with more and more goofy looking soldiers and lose all my builds and big red letters appear, You have been defeated....everything goes black, my eyes focus on my monitor and swear outloud, grabbing a red bull..
My eyes glaze over, and refocus back on the familar looking japanese warrior and hear those booming words again! "Round Two: Fight!" Ha! I quickly press Down, Up, Left, Left, Down, Up, Up, Square and Circle, just in time as a strange looking pixalated blue fireball hits me in the chest, hey that tickles! You long haired hippy and I proceed to beat the crap out of him "Winner!" Victory after victory is won by typing in magical words of great power, making me into an almighty god that defies death.....SLAP! my eyes refocus on my angry looking wife, you we're supposed to do the dishes an hour ago!! Ack! I fumble on my keyboard for various cheat codes for real life!! Ackkk nooooo.....its not working!!! Bah!
I'm a gamer, I'm at home....in space, under the oceans blue or in some weird fantasy land nobody has ever heard of and of course, I'm happy wearing my pyschodelic spacesuit or the latest duds from Elves 'r us, the female dwarves dig me and so does Chun Li, if only in my dreams, of course thats where the real fun begins, just worry if I point my AK47 at you, swear a lot and sit around in one spot for hours at a time, this causes me to fall asleep where I dream of jackin' cars, police and a strange plane that doesn't fly....
I awake to the sounds of an alien nature, next to me, my buddy the Master Chief shouting orders at pale faced soldiers being ripped to peices by unknown aliens, I swear a lot and follow the chief to my grave to be awakened as a level one skeleton with an urge to cackle in a post humorous way and be killed...again by some hapless warrior from Arkansas by the name of Billy Bob Jr and his Cleric mistress named Big Booby, everything goes black and all is silent until a hazy light slows goes into focus, Oh my! Staring at Princess Peach, Its me Mario! I say as Bowser somehow appears from thin air and snatchs her away from me for god-knows how many times, I run and jump into the next warp pipe and appear standing next to the Marine who is pointing his Boomstick directly between my eyes, oh S..T I think as hundreds of Imps start charging us, we stand back to back with shotgun shells littering the ground and urgg, gibbed into a bloody chunks, I slowly respawn in a strangely two-dimensional world...
God, this is such a strange feeling then I hear the words boom out like thunder "Round One: Fight!" my eyes focus on a japanese looking man in a white uniform and red headband, I think where have I seen him before? Bam....Shryuoken!....Thud, as I fly upwars, now I remember, I fight back grinding my teeth, Hadoken! and bam, my mysterous red bar hovering above me disappears and everything goes dark, again.....this time, I appear as a strange yellow pointing arrow hovering above flat terrain and large looking mini pictures, that seem to depict weapons, I think hmmm? What is this trash! When boom, a huge explosion rocks my flat looking H.Q and hordes of goofy looking troops flood into my area, I click fervishly trying to build but I'm rushed with more and more goofy looking soldiers and lose all my builds and big red letters appear, You have been defeated....everything goes black, my eyes focus on my monitor and swear outloud, grabbing a red bull..
My eyes glaze over, and refocus back on the familar looking japanese warrior and hear those booming words again! "Round Two: Fight!" Ha! I quickly press Down, Up, Left, Left, Down, Up, Up, Square and Circle, just in time as a strange looking pixalated blue fireball hits me in the chest, hey that tickles! You long haired hippy and I proceed to beat the crap out of him "Winner!" Victory after victory is won by typing in magical words of great power, making me into an almighty god that defies death.....SLAP! my eyes refocus on my angry looking wife, you we're supposed to do the dishes an hour ago!! Ack! I fumble on my keyboard for various cheat codes for real life!! Ackkk nooooo.....its not working!!! Bah!