Glockstar
03-17-2005, 07:49 PM
And they've gone and made a game out of them! Haw!
Raze's Hell
A darkly comic action-shooter set in a fantasy world overrun by fiendishly cute creatures, Raze's Hell follows the exploits of Raze, a monstrous anti-hero who takes a no-holds-barred approach to stopping an onslaught of adorable characters and restore his planet to its naturally ugly state. Under the leadership of their twisted Princess, the Kewletts are trying to impose their disturbingly distorted view of utopia upon the masses. Raze goes to war against the Kewletts, gaining the respect and assistance of some of the other inhabitants of the planet. As he grows in power, Raze works his way closer to the capital of Kewtopia to uncover the truth behind the Kewlett takeover.
AHAHAHAHAHA! You're the Kewletts and I'm Raze! :p
Ain't that a hoot!?!
The game is for real tho'. You got a subscription to the OXM yet?
There's a full-page ad on the inside of the backcover of the current issue.
It reads:
Trust us, he had it coming. <--- Referring to a picture of a busted up Kewlett... that kind of looks like your pinko Saimese-spectres (or whatever those things are) avatar. ;)
Introducing Raze's Hell. Play as Raze (me :cool: ), whose land has been overrun by Kewletts (Gadfly :p ) - evil cuties trying to impose their crazed views upon the masses. Utilize yor intense hatred for all things cute and an overwhelming arsenal to ensure that the streets flow with the blood of the vile Kewletts. Includes single-player, co-op, and killer Xbox Live multi-player modes.
What a riot, eh!?!
Published by: Majesco
Developed by: Artech Studios
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Release Date: TBA 2005
Features: Dolby Digital 5.1,Online
http://xbox.ign.com/objects/720/720550.html
http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/576/576801/razes-hell-20050103051924976.jpg
:
And check out the trailer!
http://media.xbox.ign.com/media/720/720550/vids_1.html
Raze's Hell
A darkly comic action-shooter set in a fantasy world overrun by fiendishly cute creatures, Raze's Hell follows the exploits of Raze, a monstrous anti-hero who takes a no-holds-barred approach to stopping an onslaught of adorable characters and restore his planet to its naturally ugly state. Under the leadership of their twisted Princess, the Kewletts are trying to impose their disturbingly distorted view of utopia upon the masses. Raze goes to war against the Kewletts, gaining the respect and assistance of some of the other inhabitants of the planet. As he grows in power, Raze works his way closer to the capital of Kewtopia to uncover the truth behind the Kewlett takeover.
AHAHAHAHAHA! You're the Kewletts and I'm Raze! :p
Ain't that a hoot!?!
The game is for real tho'. You got a subscription to the OXM yet?
There's a full-page ad on the inside of the backcover of the current issue.
It reads:
Trust us, he had it coming. <--- Referring to a picture of a busted up Kewlett... that kind of looks like your pinko Saimese-spectres (or whatever those things are) avatar. ;)
Introducing Raze's Hell. Play as Raze (me :cool: ), whose land has been overrun by Kewletts (Gadfly :p ) - evil cuties trying to impose their crazed views upon the masses. Utilize yor intense hatred for all things cute and an overwhelming arsenal to ensure that the streets flow with the blood of the vile Kewletts. Includes single-player, co-op, and killer Xbox Live multi-player modes.
What a riot, eh!?!
Published by: Majesco
Developed by: Artech Studios
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Release Date: TBA 2005
Features: Dolby Digital 5.1,Online
http://xbox.ign.com/objects/720/720550.html
http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/576/576801/razes-hell-20050103051924976.jpg
:
And check out the trailer!
http://media.xbox.ign.com/media/720/720550/vids_1.html