Gaming Geezer 78
09-02-2003, 08:33 AM
I'm talking about TheMaskedGamer. AKA TheMaskedPoster. AKA Malcolm Xbox. AKA Daman. AKA the dork who used to put "click, whirrr...." at the beginning of all his posts.
I'm talking about the guy who made a four page esay on the computer AI of Gran Turismo 3 having never once played the game.
I'm talking about the guy who made the claim that Obi-Wan on Xbox is better than all the games on PS2.
I'm talking about the guy who made the claim that Fusion Frenzy on Xbox was better than any other party game out there including the Mario Party games.
I'm talking about the guy who when cornered in a BS statement and was proven to be a liar, tucked his tail between his legs and disappeared for months on end before returning with no knowledge of the spanking he took for his lies.
I'm talking about the guy who claimed Xbox will have outsold PS2 within a year after launch.
I'm talking about the guy who never played console games before he bought an Xbox. He was an exclusive PC gamer prior.
I'm talking about the guy who has obviously not played Soul Calibur II, yet continues to make post after post after post trashing the game. "Floating whack rock" levels Daman? Wrong. "No unlockable characters, weapons, levels" and more Daman? Wrong again. "Graphics that aren't as good as SC on Dreamcast Daman? Wrong yet again.
Daman continues to talk up DOA3 because it is an Xbox exclusive. The characters in DOA3 are lame-as-hell. Almost every single one is virtually unchaged in both form, costume and fighting style since the original DOA. The male characters are nothing more than cheap rip-offs and stereotypes. The Dennis Rodman black guy with a green goatee. The Bruce Lee wanna-be Jann. The old man & the drunk ripped straight from Virtua Fighter. The Hulk Hogan look-alike wrastler. Need I go on? Tomonobu Itagaki is even so bold as to rip off a younger, spunky female character like the Tekken games have had for years. The levels are boring and unimaginative. City streets, buildings, a beach, a cliff...and a cage match arena and an arena surrounded by an aquarium ripped straight out of Virtua Fighter! The final boss in DOA3 is a complete and utter joke. Another "big-dude" with a horned helmet and a fake dual-lightsaber. Reviews for DOA3 have said all along that they should have called the game Dead Or Alive 2-A Little More Hardcore because the game is just a polished port of DOA2 on PS2!
And what about Daman's oh-so-precious Xbox? How is it faring? Nintendo has done nothing but "royally screw up" since the N64 days and continue to do so even today. Yet...Xbox is trailing in worldwide sales behind the Nintendo "blunder." Microsoft has been giving games away, dropping the price like a doper chuckin' his crack out the window when a cop is on their tail and begging & paying off developers to put games on Xbox.
If Xbox is so great and has such great games & genres that you can't get on PS2 and Gamecube, why then is MS trying so desperately to pay-off PS2 developers to bring games like Silent Hill, Metal Gear, Onimusha, Dino Crisis and Vice City to Xbox? If platform games are meaningless, why did Microsoft buy Rare for so much dough from Nintendo?
And what about Daman's big claim that Xbox would outsell PS2 in a year? PS2 continues to outsell Xbox 3:1 at least on a monthly basis. Big, bad Microsoft-playing catch-up to a Japanese company, practically giving away games and accessories to get people to buy the system and paying developers untold millions just for a lousy port months after the PS2 or Gamecube versions came out.
And for all of Microsoft's "muscle," EA refuses to put games online on Xbox. Xbox is the worst-selling of all three systems and doesn't look to change that. Japanese developers have pretty much given Microsoft the middle finger and Japanese consumers could care less. Xbox Live has penetrated less than 6% of the Xbox userbase. Sega has pretty much abandoned Xbox and the only decent developer still onboard is Tecmo..who's fighters play second-fiddle to every fighter on PS2 and Gamecube!
The best fighter on Xbox is Soul Calibur II and Xbots are snubbing their nose at it. The very same Xbots who own & love crap like Kakuto Chojin and Tao-Feng. LOFL! :p
Daman aka TheMaskedGamer has never even played or laid eyes on anything more than a screenshot of the original Soul Calibur. He has never played any games on the PS2. He has never played any games on the Gamecube. He has zero credibility.
I'm talking about the guy who made a four page esay on the computer AI of Gran Turismo 3 having never once played the game.
I'm talking about the guy who made the claim that Obi-Wan on Xbox is better than all the games on PS2.
I'm talking about the guy who made the claim that Fusion Frenzy on Xbox was better than any other party game out there including the Mario Party games.
I'm talking about the guy who when cornered in a BS statement and was proven to be a liar, tucked his tail between his legs and disappeared for months on end before returning with no knowledge of the spanking he took for his lies.
I'm talking about the guy who claimed Xbox will have outsold PS2 within a year after launch.
I'm talking about the guy who never played console games before he bought an Xbox. He was an exclusive PC gamer prior.
I'm talking about the guy who has obviously not played Soul Calibur II, yet continues to make post after post after post trashing the game. "Floating whack rock" levels Daman? Wrong. "No unlockable characters, weapons, levels" and more Daman? Wrong again. "Graphics that aren't as good as SC on Dreamcast Daman? Wrong yet again.
Daman continues to talk up DOA3 because it is an Xbox exclusive. The characters in DOA3 are lame-as-hell. Almost every single one is virtually unchaged in both form, costume and fighting style since the original DOA. The male characters are nothing more than cheap rip-offs and stereotypes. The Dennis Rodman black guy with a green goatee. The Bruce Lee wanna-be Jann. The old man & the drunk ripped straight from Virtua Fighter. The Hulk Hogan look-alike wrastler. Need I go on? Tomonobu Itagaki is even so bold as to rip off a younger, spunky female character like the Tekken games have had for years. The levels are boring and unimaginative. City streets, buildings, a beach, a cliff...and a cage match arena and an arena surrounded by an aquarium ripped straight out of Virtua Fighter! The final boss in DOA3 is a complete and utter joke. Another "big-dude" with a horned helmet and a fake dual-lightsaber. Reviews for DOA3 have said all along that they should have called the game Dead Or Alive 2-A Little More Hardcore because the game is just a polished port of DOA2 on PS2!
And what about Daman's oh-so-precious Xbox? How is it faring? Nintendo has done nothing but "royally screw up" since the N64 days and continue to do so even today. Yet...Xbox is trailing in worldwide sales behind the Nintendo "blunder." Microsoft has been giving games away, dropping the price like a doper chuckin' his crack out the window when a cop is on their tail and begging & paying off developers to put games on Xbox.
If Xbox is so great and has such great games & genres that you can't get on PS2 and Gamecube, why then is MS trying so desperately to pay-off PS2 developers to bring games like Silent Hill, Metal Gear, Onimusha, Dino Crisis and Vice City to Xbox? If platform games are meaningless, why did Microsoft buy Rare for so much dough from Nintendo?
And what about Daman's big claim that Xbox would outsell PS2 in a year? PS2 continues to outsell Xbox 3:1 at least on a monthly basis. Big, bad Microsoft-playing catch-up to a Japanese company, practically giving away games and accessories to get people to buy the system and paying developers untold millions just for a lousy port months after the PS2 or Gamecube versions came out.
And for all of Microsoft's "muscle," EA refuses to put games online on Xbox. Xbox is the worst-selling of all three systems and doesn't look to change that. Japanese developers have pretty much given Microsoft the middle finger and Japanese consumers could care less. Xbox Live has penetrated less than 6% of the Xbox userbase. Sega has pretty much abandoned Xbox and the only decent developer still onboard is Tecmo..who's fighters play second-fiddle to every fighter on PS2 and Gamecube!
The best fighter on Xbox is Soul Calibur II and Xbots are snubbing their nose at it. The very same Xbots who own & love crap like Kakuto Chojin and Tao-Feng. LOFL! :p
Daman aka TheMaskedGamer has never even played or laid eyes on anything more than a screenshot of the original Soul Calibur. He has never played any games on the PS2. He has never played any games on the Gamecube. He has zero credibility.